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| Wow, almost two years since I posted here. Neat. I didn't have anything to say, just wanted to point you towards vitaminh.net, the site I started sometime during that two-year hiatus. Check it out. | | |
| NO MORE SCHOOL!!!!! WHOOO-HOOOOOOO!!! | | |
| Hmm, let's take a look at the titles of some of my junk e-mail... "BREAK WALLS WITH YOUR MASSIVE COCK!!!!!111" TEAR DOWN BUILDINGS WITH YOUR HUMONGOUS KNOB!!!!111!!!! SMASH HER VAGINA WITH YOUR MONSTER PRICK!!!11!!!! Wow, I notice a theme here. The sad thing is, some idiot out there is actually paying money for these products/services, which is why I KEEP GETTING THESE STUPID E-MAILS!!! | | |
| Scenes from Tinstaafl's Life Location: A Gas Station Time: Last night TINSTAAFL pulls into the gas station. He gets out of his car, and notices a girl standing off to the side with five one-liter water bottles, still full of water. He begins to fuel his vehicle. Suddenly, he hears a THUMP behind him. Tinstaafl turns around to see the girl trying to juggle the five water bottles and failing miserably. He continues to fuel his vehicle while the girl continues to juggle the water bottles with no success. In fact, she is unable to catch any of the flying bottles, and each throw of a water bottle is accompanied by a loud THUMP on the pavement 1 second later. Tinstaafl finishes fueling his vehicle and drives off. The girl continues to throw water bottles into the air... and she's probably still there. | | |
| Stupid stuff people say to me Location: My Job (a restaurant) Situation: Me talking to a customer Customer: "So, are you Le?" Me: "No." "But you're his brother, right?" "Yup." "You know, I just can't tell you guys apart... you all look *exactly* the same! I think it's the eyes." Is there such thing as justifiable homicide? | | |
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